Monday, November 30, 2009

I need to share this. With the world.

Mood: Photobucket Rofl.

Earlier tonight I was on vent with my wow-nerd friends. And we got into this conversation of what would one of them look like, if they were a female.
So he requested that someone make a picture of it.
I grabbed my tablet and ...
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Doing this no matter how joyful it was in my head, couldn't be joyful in laugher, because Matt was asleep.
I literally had to take breaks from drawing it, so I wouldn't laugh my ass off every time I zoomed into the face.
I slipped a few times.

Also earlier than that, my friend Kollyn told us that our friend Josh was attempting to grow out a beard.. I laughed my ass off, because this kid looks like harry potter. So i did this...

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Last night was epic win.

Found this on 4chan.

" I want to play a game...

rules are simple.

1. Make an IMDB account
2.Goto twillight saga New Moon
3.give it 1 star
4.???
5.PROFIT"

Did so.
Checked the ratings.

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Such silly things bring such joy when sleep deprived.

Derp.
Then I find this. Which I think adds more hilarity to "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way."

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.. I hate my friends sometimes..

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Vampire movies -- The small rant.

Mood: Photobucket lulwut

So it seems that no matter how old or new or good a movie is. If it's about vampires, half the time, SOMETHING is just not right.

Twilight -- Just fucks everything about vampires up, lets not go into that.
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I just watched a 1974 movie Blood for Dracula. It started off promising, Dracula goes to Italy to find a virgin bride etc etc. Towards the end of the movie, the slutty servant boy, who is the reason 3 of the 4 daughters aren't virgins realizes he's a vampire, and chases him around with an axe..
Problem 1: Hes fucking Dracula, not once did he attempt to defend himself.
Problem 2: .. Hes Dracula...
Problem 3: ...
So this servant boy ends up killing dracula, even after he fed off the only virgin daughter in the house, and you'd think "Oh well he'd have all his strength back. NAWP!..

So the movie ends, with Dracula and the newly turned vampire girl, both dead. And me raging.

Epic facepalm.
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Friday, November 27, 2009

Derp. Updates whats that?

Mood: PhotobucketBored

Really bad with this blogging crap. Um.
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^That bear is supposed to be clapping damnit.

So lately nothing really going on besides WoW, School and Drawing. Should probably post some newer stuff, or links to newer stuff on my art blog.
Nothing really boggling my mind as of late. Only real stimulating conversations I have is with my friend Kollyn, recently talking about all the stupid shit we've done, relationship wise in the past. Super fun, always fun to remember what a cold hearted bitch I can be :)

Oh there is something I can rant about.
Tuesday at school I'm in this "ethics" class. Really just a dumb way to put Philosophy into business ethics and shit like that.

So anyways..

The teacher decides to have us all write our personal philosophies down. Stuff we really feel strongly about. I of course write about me being Atheist and hating it when extreme religious people find it out, and try their damnedest to convert me, with the same shit I've read in the bible (which I've read 3 times believe it or not) and just over and over, preaching "the good word" whatever.
So we get into groups of 6, to talk about our philosophies to our classmates - which is just great because I only know one girl in the class, and shes just an acquaintance, if that - So, we get through the first girls, second girl, is one of those kind..

She starts off by saying that "Everyone should learn the word of the lord" and I'm thinking "Oh here we fucking go"
So after about 10 minutes of her preaching to everyone in the class it seems - cas shes that fucking loud about it. It gets to the other girl, my acquaintance. She gets done with hers, and OOPS group times up. Great. At least I didn't have to say mine and have Christ-girl trying to convert me for the rest of the class.

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Not like I wouldn't have given her theory of God a run for its money by any means, I've had a lot of practice debunking and disproving most shit Christians decide to throw at me.

She started going on with the shit I usually hear, blaming lack of religion taught in schools, blaming programs on television and music videos on MTV for being a few reasons why there "Isn't enough love for God anymore"

Then she says something that absolutely blows my mind...

She starts blaming things like Astrology and Horoscopes to being some causes for lack of faith.

Excuse me? Last time I checked, astrology and horoscopes were hobbies, whether or not someone likes to believe that who they are can be explained by the revolutions of a certain planet is up to them. I'm not sure about you, but I sure as hell have never heard of any wars breaking out over Cancers and Libra's over whose planet is better.

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